State Organization

All nervous and expectant huge request: Close browsers! A separate request admins: read no further, even if you have strong nerves! Admin heart can not stand! So, it was a couple of years ago, I worked at the training center "Partner" (Name, of course, I've changed). I do not know how they are things I do not know what's going on ... It was at that time, the golden time of a partner, I began to sit (I mean ... hair). Imagine a small training center, three audiences in each of twenty components, plus ten components of the administration, and also about 70ti ... And all the 70 components of Horror ... the admins! Connect the coaxial cable, according to the scheme BUS!! SchA explain what this means.

This means that the first rate of 10MB/sec, but that's OK, BUT IF ONE COMPUTER NETWORK flies, flies the entire network! ALL! And yet, it is impossible to calculate exactly which computer to blame! Like right now, remember, come to work at 10 morning, the network, clear the stump, not plow, and I'm armed with patience, muttering swear words, snarling at the center of poor students (the teachers at these times were kept away from me ...), went around the audience and all the rooms in the hope where to find this poor, old, feeble little cleaner, once again awkwardly waved her broom! Yeah ... funny were the days ... Of course, I can rightly say: - Voff, well, you're the admin, you then had something do with it! Put a normal network of "Star", twisted-pair stretch! And I answer: Yes (there hard mat) had, but this is worth the money! And all that costs money in the state. The organization is almost a taboo! You should write and to sign a bunch of papers, not me, I'm just glad a director! We must send a letter to the Moscow office, one must ask the central office of money ... a lot of things have to ... And so, too, like working ... Maybe I'm wrong somewhere, and something that is not I understand, it's just words of the director, which I quote. I sincerely hope that all admins have either closed the browser, or smell valerian, and do not read these lines, so that I continue to shock you.

Server, which steers all this Network ... Pentium 3, 700-megahertz percent !!!!! 256 MB of RAM! In two classrooms, too, three of 400 megahertz, and the third ... 486tye, about 60-MHz, with 95 of the WINDOWS! And it is in 2005-2006! And when the director gave me the latest Corel'a, and said, "Volodya, here it must be put on all the computers, open design courses ... "A month later, chuckling nervously, I watched the following scene: - So, click on the tool in 2 minutes * * * Now draw a line in 2 minutes * now select the ee * 2 minutes * now ... Since I no longer worked for the admin, and no longer worked in the state. Institutions ...